+341 When you see a creature like a fly, a spider, or a cockroach around the house, you assume it's a dude, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless it's a black widow.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or a mosquito, those suckers are bitchass-hobag-cuntmofos

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Since when do spiders fly?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They don't...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, I'm dyslexic. When I read that post, I read "When you see a creature fly, like a spider, or a cockroach..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just refer to it as "it". I never stop long enough to think about it's gender, by the time I see one, I'm already halfway to the broom or can of raid...or screaming "SOMEBODY KILL IT!" from on top of a table...either one

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"When you see a creature like a fly, a spider, or a cockroach around the house, you assume it's DEAD FUCKING MEAT, amirite?" don't worry, i fixed your typo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago