+322 Its simply ludicrous that my bottled lemonade is made with artificial flavors but this here wood cleaner is "made with real lemons", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's because real lemons are really great at cleaning and such. And people can't really taste the difference between chemicals and sugar, and real lemons.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah, this brings me back to the days of chain emails

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Real lemons are very sour and very acidic - using any kind of actual quantity would make a poor-tasting, abrasive drink. In fact, it's this abrasive, acidic quality that makes it great for wearing down stains and grime! Wearing down your throat and stomach lining? Not so much. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I the only one who reads "ludicrous" as ludi- then the rest as "ridiculous" ?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love that wording. So many possibilities for conversations. "It's simply ludicrous!" "Tell me about it,it's absolutely absurd!" "Indeed,my pal. Indeed."

by Anonymous 12 years ago