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Also about make friends+241Amirite progression: read site anonymously > make some anonymous posts > create an account because you've made enough posts for it to be worth it > post anything you can think of > comment on some posts/make friends > lighten up and realize that you should only post when it's going to be good, not useless, amirite?
Also about make friends+387It's nice how on Amirite, you just click Add Friend and you're automatically friends with that person. It's like, "You WILL be my friend whether you like it or not! Bitch." Kind of how I make friends in real life, but more subtle, amirite?
Also about good friend+513Sometimes being a good friend means telling your friend to get the hell away from a certain person, instead of comforting them every time they get hurt, amirite?
Also by SirCheekyBastard+192A pessimist will complain about his roommate's snores. An optimist will know buy earplugs. An opportunist will know when it's safe to masturbate, amirite?
Also about easier and make friends+331Socially awkward people: if you've ever tried to get advise on how to make friends easier, they were like "just start a conversation with someone" and you were like "out of no where? But like... how?" It's funny how some people can naturally talk to anyone they meet about anything but some people need to have something going on to comment on so they can make conversation, amirite?
Also about friends and good friend+208Nowadays the criteria for great/ best friends seems to be anyone who's willing to do violent and illegal things with you or for you. Ex: A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. amirite?
Also by SirCheekyBastard+21It's completely illogical for one's mother to expect you to not drink the chocolate milk she left out on the counter, amirite?
Also by SirCheekyBastard+18An apathetic nation will believe anything, amirite?
Also about good friend+49This week is gonna be awesome. You're just gonna sit in your House all day, waiting with Glee until your favorite show comes on. Then 2 and a Half Men just like walk through your door with Criminal Minds and try to attack you. But right when they're about to kill you, your good friend Dexter saves you. You're so happy you feel like you're Dancing with the Stars. Amirite?