+506 It's disappointing when you try to drink the rest of your drink or eat the rest of your snack,only to find out that you already finished it. So you're just sitting there like "when the fuck did I finish this," amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

when i was at my aunts for christmas, she had these plastic cups that had extra support toward the bottom of the cup, which made it look like there was constantly a bit of drink left in it.. i was dissapointed every time i reached for that cup..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I think I'll eat it now. I think I'll eat it now. Spongebob you ate my chocolate! Now I'm gonna starve." - Patrick

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HOLD ON GOOD STORY COMING UP. You know that episode of spongebob where patrick eats his chocolate bar and gets all mad because he thought he didn't? WEEELLLL. I was serving at an "independent living home" and I gave the table their fruit first and then went to get the rest of the appetizers. So I go over and give this guy his appetizer and his empty fruit bowl is in front of him and he asks "where's my fruit?" and I had to calmly explain that he already ate it. TRUE STORY. yup.

by Anonymous 12 years ago