+184 Since it's acceptable to say "take a knee" in place of "kneel", it should be acceptable to say "take an ass" instead of "sit down", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think "take an ass" would be the gentleman's term for butt fucking somebody against their will.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or we could just say "take a seat"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I say pop a squat...not the same but it has a certain ring to it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's the one that popped into my head. Isn't there another one about catching grass?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have never in my life heard anyone say "take a knee."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

have you ever played a sport?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

coaches in virtually every sport say that... they say "take a knee" and everyone kneels while they give a pep talk. soccer, lacrosse, hockey, etc..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 "tukanarrow2danee durr"

by Anonymous 12 years ago