When you get a text message, your phone's vibrate length should be based on the length of the message. That way, if someone sends you something stupid and meaningless like "k", you'd know that you don't need to take your phone out of your pocket to check it for something important, amirite?

Ill send really long paragraphs to some of my freakier friends. Theyd like that.

"I'm in class, don't text me anymore."

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awh shit.

That is a great idea, I wonder if you could just create an app that would enable that?

lol, i can just imagine someone sitting there, and their phone is like, "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" etc and it's like, "Holy crap, an essay!"

Really good idea!

I thought of it first!!!

I have a friend who texts me freaking novels...

Unless someone texts you something like "SOS!" or "HELP!" and your phone doesn't vibrate a lot, so you'll just be like, "Hm, guess it's not important."

I'm such a Negative Nancy

Well your phone vibrates multiple times if it is more than one text message. I know what you mean though.