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Also about toilet, taking, and crap+361You're always afraid someone is going to break in while you're taking a crap, or a natural disaster will be coming your way and you will just be pathetically sitting on the toilet, amirite?
Also about toilet, taking, and crap+476the scariest thing is when your taking a dump in your friends house and when you go to flush it it clogs( ya cuz its that much crap) and you cant find the toilet plunger, and if you do find it, your afraid your friend will hear you trying to unclog the toilet, amirite?
Also about toilet+470Dear automatic toilet flusher, I would appreciate it if you didn't flush while I'm still sitting on the toilet. No one can take a dump in five seconds, amirite?