Often, when someone is telling you a story all you can think about is that you can't wait for them to finish so that you can tell your own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves you. amirite?

+282 Often, when someone is telling you a story all you can think about is that you can't wait for them to finish so that you can tell your own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves you. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...and then when they fail to shut up, you completely forget your story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago