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Also about soap+117Every time I see a commercial for an automatic soap dispenser that advertises "you won't have to touch a dirty soap pump again" I laugh. You touch the germy soap pump...then wash your hands with the soap... amirite?
Also by PaigeCedar+20Someone buying you soap for a holiday is their subtle way of saying "You need to fucking shower", amirite?
Also about shower and soap+634You know those commercials where the women are in the shower and they're putting soap all over the body and smiling and laughing? "Ohh, I'm so giddy! I have soap all over me, this is so enjoyable!" No one really has THAT much fun in the shower, amirite?
Also about buying+53There's always those guys at the store buying Valentines candy that you know they're buying it for themselves, amirite?
Also by PaigeCedar+24Sometimes you just need to start over and forget the past, amirite?
Also by PaigeCedar+285You read some words wrong until you understand the context of the sentence, amirite?
Also about buying+37"Our marriage is a celebration of equality in our relationship forever and therefore our child's last name will definitely be hyphenated with both our names to celebrate feminism because feminism is moving away from sexist traditions. But you still have an obligation to spend 3 months salary on a rock and give it to me for free to satisfy tradition." I think it's fair that when your buying a diamond for no reason other than traditions sake youre buying the right to your child's last name too, amirite?