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Also about peanut butter+40Peanut butter makes good lube for the first few minutes. amirite?
Also by flynSpaghettiMonster+13You know life's unfair, you just wish it could be unfair in your favour (which it probably is seeing as you're on a computer) amirite?
Also about peanut butter+266"Pretzel Bottomed Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Pie"... What a mouthful, amirite?
Also about peanut butter+720I want to become a politician just so I can put stupid attack ads against my opponent on TV. "My opponent regularly eats Skippy peanut butter. He does this knowing that people in wheelchairs can't skip. My opponent regularly insults people in wheelchairs!", amirite?
Also by flynSpaghettiMonster+134you don't give a shit if your toilets broken, amirite?
Also about peanut butter+185Double-sided peanut butter jar = good idea. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+147Captain Crunch stabs the top of your mouth like an army of tiny peanut butter battlers brandishing bayonets, but its oh so delicious. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+232The odds of your piece of bread falling peanut butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of my living room carpet. amirite?
Also about peanut butter+296For some strange reason easter egg resess peanut butter cups taste WAY better than the other resess's cups. amirite?
Also by flynSpaghettiMonster-1When you were a kid you went to get some cereal but found that you were all out of milk. Then you had a awesome idea, you could use juice instead! that would taste even better! Your first two spoonfuls you thought it was the best thing ever, then you realized how gross it was, amirite?