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Also by DurzoBlint+353You might be retarded. Think about it, you think you aren't, but who really knows that they are? You have a lot of friends, you say? They're just trying to be nice to the kid who is mentally disabled. You get good grades? Teachers feel sorry for you. Have fun knowing that the rest of your life, amirite?
Also by DurzoBlint+439Some fat girls could actually be really hot if they were skinny, amirite?
Also about eyes start watering+560You hate it when your eyes start watering right after you yawn and someone asks, 'Are you crying?', amirite?
Also about eyes start watering+246What's embarrassing is when you're giving a public speech and you suddenly feel a coughing fit coming on. Not wanting to stop while you're on a roll, you try to hold it in. That's when your eyes start watering and your throat starts to tickle even more. So instead of politely stepping away from the mic, you're left crying and sounding like a dying seal, amirite?
Also about eyes start+422it feels so uncomfortable when youre talking to someone and their eyes start focusing on one spot on your face so you start thinking you have something on your face, amirite?
Also about voodoo doll+33When you sit on your own voodoo doll, you're just sitting on yourself infinite times, amirite?