Biological terrorists were probably the biggest loners in terrorist school. Guards who catch them must be really confused at first. "Hey! What's that you just put in your coat?! A bomb?" "Nah man, it's just, uh, nothing." "We need backup! Somebody's got an unidentified substance in their coat!" "Ah, fuck. It's an orange ok? I wanted to prove myself by smuggling bacteria! How's that for badass??" "...Call off the backup. It's just some weirdo smuggling fruit", amirite?

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