+312 When you really think about it, it's crazy to think that something you say is original. That in all of human history, that none of the billions of humans have ever strung together the words you just did. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I spread Nutella on a jellyfish while making breakfast for the polka-dotted swamp monsters." I can safely say nobody's ever said that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I hate nutella" I guarantee no one has ever said that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"They don't give us enough work in AP English." I guarantee no one has ever said that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Amorous snorkel with my home dizzy flounders.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The mitochondria of your mother are perpendicular to the past participle of the verb concerning the American Revolution. Anyone?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey, I seem to remember someone making this exact same post on another site a while ago.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Taking the Sit-and-Reach test in gym in middle school was the best time ever!" Can anyone beat that...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is sort of that Monkeys typing into infinite thing. In all of history SOMEONE has probably said this stuff. Maybe they didn't know what it meant or anything, but they probably said it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Well, Hell fire save some matches, Fuck a duck and see what hatches"

by Anonymous 12 years ago