+255 If you say "Bloody Mary" three times in front of a mirror at midnight the only result will be your mother telling you to shut up and go to bed, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then I'd be like "why the fuck are you my house at this time of night, mother!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha well I'm 16 so I live with my rents still

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stolen from unfriendable

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Borrowed without permission or intent to ever return*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

*Borrowed without permission or intent to ever return*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Are you saying I'm not real? How dare you!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know it's stupid, but to this day I do not have the courage to try it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh my goodness! I can't believe that i forgot, but you're my GBF! Except you're straight. Heh.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This post may be true, but I am not taking any chances....

by Anonymous 11 years ago