+260 You would get an abortion if there was a 50% chance that you would give birth to a full size grizzly bear instead of a baby, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also because I am a male.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Godammit Dan, I love you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be full-sized when it was born, but whatevs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why I said full-sized, because that's the scenario.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my the mental image.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was cheating on my husband with Winnie the Pooh, he swore to me his sperm would be unable to produce a viable zygote with my egg...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wahhh don't ruin Winnie the Pooh for me!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd do it if there was a even .01% chance of it being a full sized grizzly bear. I don't take any chances with grizzly bears and vaginas.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That happened to my sister once...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Look at it this way.. you'd be the mother of a grizzly bear. That bear is going to do whatever the fuck you tell it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the hell am I reading?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imagine how famous I'd get if I survived it, though. That's Guinness shit right there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd get an abortion if there was a 50% chance I'd get a baby instead of a grizzly bear.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was about to say! Only 50%? What if I ended up with some lousy baby? Abort!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To the people who voted no: If you were having a picnic in the forest and a grizzly bear attacked you, would you kill it to save yourself? I just... I can't... I don't understand you people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was thinking about the 50% chance of killing an innocent baby...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ForeverMarauder: I voted no because I think it would be awesome to have a grizzly bear baby, not because I have anything against abortion. CherryBlossom: You get pregnant. You go to the doctor early, but all he can tell you is that there's a 50% chance you're going to have a grizzly bear, and you won't know more until later. That night you're kidnapped and you wake up the next morning on a desert island with one person who knows how to do both abortions and deliveries, but they have no idea how to do an ultrasound. The person brought with her enough equipment for either an abortion or a delivery, but that's it. What do you do?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hell, who doesn't want a grizzly bear baby? But the post stipulated that you would give birth to a -full size- grizzly bear. That's no fun.

by Anonymous 11 years ago