+325 Burger King is now offering delivery service. I don't trust it, everyone knows its impossible to drive without eating the fries, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Didn't I order a large fries with this?" "Yes, yes you did." "Well, where is it?" "Ma'am, you live at least five minutes from the store. Cut me some slack."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You only eat the fries? By the time I've driven back home I've usually polished off a Whopper, a kid's meal with drink and assembled the little toy that comes with it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You eat the toys in the happy meal? I thought I was the only one!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you know how sometimes they've been touching the fries in the box and then when you get the toy out it still kinda smells like fries. I just can't resist...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. It's like eating the sticker on the apple. I mistake it for food and don't really notice till I think about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... I honestly can't tell if you're joking or not. LOL

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am except for the apple part. I've eaten the sticker before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I don't eat the burgers in the car, but I'll order a large meal (burger, fries and drink) and by the time I get home the fries and drink are gone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unoriginal

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did anyone say it was original? And who gives a fuck

by Anonymous 12 years ago