+561 Jokes about immortality never get old, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Zing!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, they get old. They just never die.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I saw this joke on Tumblr, except it was about Dorian Gray. It's a lot funnier with Dorian Gray, tbh. The 'never getting old' thing makes more sense. Also I'm an unabashed Wilde fan, so...

by Anonymous 12 years ago