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Also by Gambiteer+252If somebody talks to you during those days where you're really irritable and touchy, bad things can happen. "Sir, would like to try our new banana cupcake?" "FUCK OFF", amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+136Whenever a commercial for a pool suite shows a man and woman entwined in a jacuzzi while saying suggestively, "possibilities," you know they're actually advertising having steamy coitus in a hot tub littered with rose petals, amirite?
Also by Gambiteer+26People who think they're amazing at making puns should realize that saying something like, "If I were a stag with normal sight that would throw up after eating I would be bulimic!" Does not make them clever; it only shows that they try way too hard. The best puns are the ones that are simple, yet make total sense while being clever enough to make you think a moment when trying to figure them out, amirite?