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The best pickup line is "My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on....oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast", amirite?

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"I've got a gun, get in the van"
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"Do you know what a roofie is? No? Good."

Just a few of my favourites

Personally, if a guy ever tried to use a pick-up line on me that had the word "magic" in it, I'd laugh and walk away.

Anonymous +5Reply

im 12 n wut is dis!

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If* Genius. Also it was on purpose, it's a meme.

You are way too pretty not to know my name

Evan17s avatar Evan17 No Way -1Reply

POOF! I'm here. What are your other two wishes?

I don't get it please explain?

Anonymous -1Reply
@I don't get it please explain?

Implies that in 15 minutes, you won't be wrearing underwear.

cherryblasters avatar cherryblaster Yeah You Are 0Reply

I see what you did there =^•^=

Anonymous -2Reply

This is funnier on the Ecard... You should have posted that instead.

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