"I've got a gun, get in the van"
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"Do you know what a roofie is? No? Good."
Just a few of my favourites
Personally, if a guy ever tried to use a pick-up line on me that had the word "magic" in it, I'd laugh and walk away.
im 12 n wut is dis!
If* Genius. Also it was on purpose, it's a meme.
You are way too pretty not to know my name
POOF! I'm here. What are your other two wishes?
I don't get it please explain?
Implies that in 15 minutes, you won't be wrearing underwear.
I see what you did there =^•^=
This is funnier on the Ecard... You should have posted that instead.