+209 To commit suicide, it would be smart to combine two different methods, i.e. shooting yourself off of a building, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just had the most hilarious mental image.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://dontfallasleep-youmaynotwakeup.tumblr.com/post/18553576241/the-elaborate-suicide-attempt

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I lol'd

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What I find funny is that, unlike other posts that say something supportive about suicide and are trying to prevent people from doing it (like the one I just saw on DBPD), you went with "Are you having trouble deciding which method you are going to use to kill yourself? Why not try both at the same time?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish I could favourite your username.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You would want to go out in style. My suggestion is to get a cannon with a long fuse, loads of gunpowder, and an enemy. Wait until your enemy is having a family reunion, and launch yourself through their front window. The force of impact + the glass will ter your body apart. Showering everybody in your blood, and scarring them for life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would go into a crowded street and yell "WHO FUCKING FARTED?!" then shoot myself

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nick Swardson

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was wondering if anybody would recognize it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who's that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The comedian his comment is from.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd go to the nearest trailer park and scream, "NASCAR and methamphetamine suck!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like in In Time where the guy is sitting on the bridge and then his time runs out so he dies and then falls and dies some more.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Holy shit, I never thought of that! This may be my last comment!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You used "i.e" wrong. It doesn't mean "for example", it means "in other words", or, as I remember it, "in essence". (That's not what it stands for, but it fits.)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really? Our teacher said it stood for "for example"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aye, I think so. If not, feel free to brutally correct me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are correct. I meant to use "e.g."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry for going all grammar nazi on you. I blame it on school.

by Anonymous 12 years ago