Sometimes you tell a lie not because you want to hide something, but because the truth is complicated and you're too lazy to tell it, amirite?

+369 Sometimes you tell a lie not because you want to hide something, but because the truth is complicated and you're too lazy to tell it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mom: what'd you learn at school today? Me: nothin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Friend over text: "So what're you up to?" Me: "Just on my bed. Nothin much." Because in reality I'm riding a horse upside down towards a village of midgets while brandishing a flaming sword and screaming the Bible backwards. While eating ice cream. And not a damn am I typing that out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago