-108 Sweat pants are better than jeans for one reason, you dont get caught with your fly down, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But you get caught wearing sweatpants, which is more embarrassing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You get caught with your boner up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But then they know exactly what you have to offer and there doesn't have to be any sexual tension.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Beat me to it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

D: I would never beat a woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Congratulations. You are not a monster :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, they're better because they're more comfortable. Just don't wear the sport shorts, because with a raging boner that's a serious issue.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can get pantsed easier when wearing sweatpants than wearing jeans.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend the other day was complaining about sweatpants and Random Boner Syndrome, so I think I'd prefer the fly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wear nothing but sweatpants. They're nice and comfy. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago