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If you were to have twins, you would want them to have rhyming names-- Like Jake and Blake, or Purple and Waitfuck, amirite?

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This took me a lot longer to understand than i'm proud of, but i laughed pretty hard when i got it.

HopeImrites avatar HopeImrite Yeah You Are +52Reply
@HopeImrite This took me a lot longer to understand than i'm proud of, but i laughed pretty hard when i got it.

IM NOT STUPID BUT HOW DOES THIS WORK I DONT GET IT. like....whats funny :) im sure ill get it when someone explains

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HopeImrites avatar HopeImrite Yeah You Are 0Reply

... Nurple?
That's almost worse than Waitfuck.

eastcoasts avatar eastcoast Yeah You Are +49Reply

What if you had octuplets?
Jill, Bill, Will, Phil... RESTART
Nate, Kate, Cate... RESTART
Larry, Harry, Carry, Mary, Terry, Perry, Gary and Barry! HOLY CRAP I DID IT! and if one of those doesn't count the back up is Jerry.
cool smilie I'm so proud I did that...

Skr3wBalls avatar Skr3wBall Yeah You Are +49Reply
@Skr3wBall What if you had octuplets? Jill, Bill, Will, Phil... RESTART Nate, Kate, Cate... RESTART Larry, Harry, Carry, Mary...

Ahhhh. My pet bird's name is Parry! (get it? Parry the Parrot?) I am soo going to use that list when I name his kids!

iceeselenawizs avatar iceeselenawiz Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Number3 How does Barry rhyme with Perry?

If you say it like Pair-ee rather than Peh-ree

Skr3wBalls avatar Skr3wBall Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Skr3wBall If you say it like Pair-ee rather than Peh-ree

British thing.
Barry = Bah-ry (Bah kinda like the noise a sheep makes)
Harry is the same way, so that there is a distinct difference between "Harry" and "hairy".
I learned this the hard way when I moved to England when I was 4 and was made fun of for saying words like this differently to the locals.

Orange and Dammit

Ridges avatar Ridge Yeah You Are +29Reply
@Ridge Orange and Dammit

Johnson and Johnson

Ridges avatar Ridge Yeah You Are +35Reply
Anonymous +9Reply

I laughed way harder than I should have.

DoctorWhats avatar DoctorWhat Yeah You Are +26Reply

If I had twins, I'd name them both the same name, that way, I could never get them confused with each other.

@DropXDead If I had twins, I'd name them both the same name, that way, I could never get them confused with each other.

You don't always get confused with twins. sometimes ones fat and the other skinny or their personalities are different or their hair is different

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@HOW?

Because if they have the same name, it wouldn't matter what you called which, it'd always be right... y smilie

Giving them rhyming names seems really cheesy and it would get irritating after a while. Namely, as soon as they were able to speak, and then for the rest of their lives. Even if I did want to give them rhyming names... Purple? I wouldn't name my child Purple regardless of whether or not they were a twin. It's just not a good name.

Who names a kid purple anyways, you sick fuck

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@1699095

If you're going to say that you should try to end your sentence with a punctuation mark.

Anonymous +24Reply
@If you're going to say that you should try to end your sentence with a punctuation mark.

I'm hoping I wasn't the only one who realized she did that on purpose...

iceeselenawizs avatar iceeselenawiz Yeah You Are +6Reply
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@1699127

To be fair it's not easy to detect sarcasm over the internet. It was much easier to assume you were a dumb hypocrite.

Anonymous +12Reply

Or Orangello and Lemonjello. It sorta rhymes.

I wouldn't be surprised if some celebrity named their kids that.

Silver and Gimmeasecond
Month and S.O.B.

Skr3wBalls avatar Skr3wBall Yeah You Are +11Reply

You're funny. Make an account.

@shelbme You're funny. Make an account.

Maybe they do have an account and they clicked the anonymous button......

Anonymous +6Reply

I thought that this meant "Waitfuck, there's another one coming! D:"

I don't get it?

@rockrocks15 I don't get it?

My baby's name is Purple. I want Purple's twin's name to rhyme with it. Oh...wait fuck. Nothing rhymes with Purple. Waitfuck it is

Anonymous +54Reply
@rockrocks15 I don't get it?

When you first see the second baby you say...?

Anonymous +11Reply

I just realized the comments were in the millions... Hooray!

Anonymous +5Reply

I'd probably call them twin 1 and 2 or A and B. Maybe Chocolate Thunda and Ben.

TheRaftsmans avatar TheRaftsman Yeah You Are +4Reply

I'm a twin. My names Hayden and his name is Travis.

Blucatts avatar Blucatt Yeah You Are +3Reply

Idgi

Anonymous +1Reply

Don't get in a fret making names, just make do.
Can't think of anything? Try Thing 1 and Thing 2!

robertohoskinss avatar robertohoskins Yeah You Are 0Reply

I'd name them Number One and Fuckface

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