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+104The purple-haired twins from The Simpsons are oddly resemblant of the twins from The Shining, amirite?
This took me a lot longer to understand than i'm proud of, but i laughed pretty hard when i got it.
IM NOT STUPID BUT HOW DOES THIS WORK I DONT GET IT. like....whats funny :) im sure ill get it when someone explains
Nothing rhymes with purple, at least not with out pronouncing it differently.
... Nurple?
That's almost worse than Waitfuck.
What if you had octuplets?
I'm so proud I did that...
Jill, Bill, Will, Phil... RESTART
Nate, Kate, Cate... RESTART
Larry, Harry, Carry, Mary, Terry, Perry, Gary and Barry! HOLY CRAP I DID IT! and if one of those doesn't count the back up is Jerry.
And then you find out there all girls...
*they're
Good to know we have you here to save the day.
Ahhhh. My pet bird's name is Parry! (get it? Parry the Parrot?) I am soo going to use that list when I name his kids!
How does Barry rhyme with Perry?
If you say it like Pair-ee rather than Peh-ree
Never mind, I think it's an American thing.
British thing.
Barry = Bah-ry (Bah kinda like the noise a sheep makes)
Harry is the same way, so that there is a distinct difference between "Harry" and "hairy".
I learned this the hard way when I moved to England when I was 4 and was made fun of for saying words like this differently to the locals.
Orange and Dammit
Johnson and Johnson
a family company
Door-Hinge.
I laughed way harder than I should have.
If I had twins, I'd name them both the same name, that way, I could never get them confused with each other.
You don't always get confused with twins. sometimes ones fat and the other skinny or their personalities are different or their hair is different
Don't ruin the joke.
GOD KAREN YOU'RE SO STUPID
I'm not Karen.....
HOW?
Because if they have the same name, it wouldn't matter what you called which, it'd always be right...
Giving them rhyming names seems really cheesy and it would get irritating after a while. Namely, as soon as they were able to speak, and then for the rest of their lives. Even if I did want to give them rhyming names... Purple? I wouldn't name my child Purple regardless of whether or not they were a twin. It's just not a good name.
I totally agree, but this post still made me laugh.
lol
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Who names a kid purple anyways, you sick fuck
If you're going to say that you should try to end your sentence with a punctuation mark.
I'm hoping I wasn't the only one who realized she did that on purpose...
To be fair it's not easy to detect sarcasm over the internet. It was much easier to assume you were a dumb hypocrite.
Or Orangello and Lemonjello. It sorta rhymes.
I wouldn't be surprised if some celebrity named their kids that.
Silver and Gimmeasecond
Month and S.O.B.
You're funny. Make an account.
Maybe they do have an account and they clicked the anonymous button......
I thought that this meant "Waitfuck, there's another one coming! D:"
I don't get it?
My baby's name is Purple. I want Purple's twin's name to rhyme with it. Oh...wait fuck. Nothing rhymes with Purple. Waitfuck it is
Nurple
When you first see the second baby you say...?
I just realized the comments were in the millions... Hooray!
I'd probably call them twin 1 and 2 or A and B. Maybe Chocolate Thunda and Ben.
all real words that rhyme with purple:
hirple
curple
twerp'll
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slagathor.
I'm a twin. My names Hayden and his name is Travis.
cool.
Idgi
Don't get in a fret making names, just make do.
Can't think of anything? Try Thing 1 and Thing 2!
I'd name them Number One and Fuckface
myrtle
Someone needs to go back to pre-school.
Someone needs to learn his/her half rhymes.
*slant rhyme
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_rhyme#_
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