+773 If you were to have twins, you would want them to have rhyming names-- Like Jake and Blake, or Purple and Waitfuck, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This took me a lot longer to understand than i'm proud of, but i laughed pretty hard when i got it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

IM NOT STUPID BUT HOW DOES THIS WORK I DONT GET IT. like....whats funny :) im sure ill get it when someone explains

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Nothing rhymes with purple, at least not with out pronouncing it differently.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

myrtle

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone needs to go back to pre-school.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone needs to learn his/her half rhymes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/82758

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't get it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My baby's name is Purple. I want Purple's twin's name to rhyme with it. Oh...wait fuck. Nothing rhymes with Purple. Waitfuck it is

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nurple

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I laughed way harder than I should have.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just realized the comments were in the millions... Hooray!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or Orangello and Lemonjello. It sorta rhymes.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

... Nurple? That's almost worse than Waitfuck.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Giving them rhyming names seems really cheesy and it would get irritating after a while. Namely, as soon as they were able to speak, and then for the rest of their lives. Even if I did want to give them rhyming names... Purple? I wouldn't name my child Purple regardless of whether or not they were a twin. It's just not a good name.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I totally agree, but this post still made me laugh.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://amirite.net/5377

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What if you had octuplets? Jill, Bill, Will, Phil... RESTART Nate, Kate, Cate... RESTART Larry, Harry, Carry, Mary, Terry, Perry, Gary and Barry! HOLY CRAP I DID IT! and if one of those doesn't count the back up is Jerry. cool I'm so proud I did that...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And then you find out there all girls...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

*they're

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Good to know we have you here to save the day.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How does Barry rhyme with Perry?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If you say it like Pair-ee rather than Peh-ree

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Never mind, I think it's an American thing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ahhhh. My pet bird's name is Parry! (get it? Parry the Parrot?) I am soo going to use that list when I name his kids!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

all real words that rhyme with purple: hirple curple twerp'll http://ctrlv.in/82683

by Anonymous 11 years ago

slagathor.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Who names a kid purple anyways, you sick fuck

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If I had twins, I'd name them both the same name, that way, I could never get them confused with each other.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

HOW?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Because if they have the same name, it wouldn't matter what you called which, it'd always be right... y

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You don't always get confused with twins. sometimes ones fat and the other skinny or their personalities are different or their hair is different

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Don't ruin the joke. GOD KAREN YOU'RE SO STUPID

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm not Karen.....

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if some celebrity named their kids that.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Silver and Gimmeasecond Month and S.O.B.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're funny. Make an account.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'd probably call them twin 1 and 2 or A and B. Maybe Chocolate Thunda and Ben.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I thought that this meant "Waitfuck, there's another one coming! D:"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Idgi

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm a twin. My names Hayden and his name is Travis.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

cool.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'd name them Number One and Fuckface

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Don't get in a fret making names, just make do. Can't think of anything? Try Thing 1 and Thing 2!

by Anonymous 11 years ago