Also about ll call+199It would be amusing if kidnappers left voicemails for a ransom if the family of the one they kidnapped didn't answer. "Uh, hey, you're not home. This is awkward. Well, we have your son. Call us back when you get th-- oh wait nevermind don't do that. You know what, we'll call back later," amirite?
Also about ll call+268Job interviews are like one night stands; They always say they'll call you but they never do, amirite?
Also by Runy+19It's fantastic when you get to spend a big chunk of time with someone who's been away for a while, amirite?
Also by Runy+184The only thing that's more funny than satire is the people who take satire seriously. amirite?
Also about ll call+82Guys: You want to be the world's best dad one day, and protect that little creature you'll call daughter, amirite?
Also about ll call+429Marriage is like eating at a restaurant, You like what you see and order it, but then you see what the other guy has and you're like, "I wish I ordered that!" and then there are those think, "What the heck, I can afford both" which we'll call 'The Tiger Woods scenario', amirite?
Also about ll call+155Here's a new drink for you: Equal parts milk and vodka. We'll call it, "Satan's Lactation," amirite?