+148 Peeing into a toilet while standing is not as simple as aiming and shooting, ladies. The stream isn't constant: it starts out weak, gets stronger, then gets weaker again, so you have to keep adjusting. And just when you think the little guy's finished, he squirts a little extra out just to mess with you. So when you see droplets on the seat, don't call us bad aimers - call us lazy fucks for not cleaning it up, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago