+314 The world would be a much better place if instead of burning your skin, the sun burned your fat, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's called exercise

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I run 3 miles, 5 days out of every week. I can't eat the foods I want because my metabolism sucks, I've worked really hard to get to where I am. I feel healthier and I wouldn't trade that for the world, but It would just be nice to eat a bowl of Ice cream without ruining it all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not your fault. It's your genes. You're genetically supposed to be heftier. When you fight it, it doesn't go away. You'll always want that fucking piece of cake no matter what. But you'll have to settle for your salads and shitty vegetables just so you can attain a slim bod. Personally I say fuck that and gobble down everything but I guess it's just different for some people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The fat within your body baking under your skin, causing your skin to inflate and expand like the bubbles in a pizza crust. NOW THAT'S A PLEASANT THOUGHT!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Great idea... Except that you could t stay out too long for fear of becoming a skeleton

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well at that point you wear sunscreen lol :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Band camp would turn me into one sexy fuck, then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago