Also about toes+214Your toes are quite ugly, really. Even though they obviously play a function by helping you keep balance, they’re dirty, hairy little wankers. The big toes look like deformed thumbs (and thumbs themselves look like deformed fingers), the three middle toes are unremarkable in every way, and your little toe is really worth getting amputated, as the nail is near impossible to trim, amirite?
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Also about shoes+264If you're going to buy designer shoes, buy TOMS, so a pair of shoes will be given to a child in need. If you're going to buy a shirt, iPod, laptop, printer, or Converse, buy a (product)red one, so people w/ AIDS in Africa can receive life-saving medicine. If you have $25, give a loan through Kiva so that the $ can be spread countless times. Because if you can help with minimal effort, why not? ... amirite?
Also about toes+335I am convinced that your smallest toes exist only to cause extreme pain when they run into something. Ladies and gentlemen, your little toes are trolls. And extremely successful ones, amirite?
Also about shoes and toes+215Its not sexy when someones toes hang over their shoes, amirite?
Also about toes+271Even though you know it's probably not their fault, you get a little grossed out when you see that someone is missing one or more of their toes. I guess you could say that you're lack toes intolerant, amirite?
Also about shoes+477You've wondered what type of shoes Toms mails to those kids in Africa and if they're the same ones you bought. Don't get me wrong, those kids need shoes; but they probably don't want your sparkly pink ones, amirite?