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It's really annoying when guys tell girls not to complain about the pain of child birth or cramps because getting kicked in the balls hurts more. Guys don't get kicked in the balls every month. In fact, if they're careful, chances are they never will get kicked at all. Amirite?
Well, most guys will get hit in the balls in their lifetime, but I get what you mean. It's like asking someone with painful arthritis to stop complaining because breaking your leg is so much worse.
What do kidney stones have to do with any of this?
Any guy that says that is a fucking tool. That's like those people who when you feel really really unwell and all they can go on about is how much worse they had it last week.
What kind of fucking prick even does that?!
the reason guys hate when girls complain about periods and cramps is that they (sometimes) act as if they are superior to males because of it. As if a pain you experience naturally makes you a better person. And then guys (in their competitive nature) have to counter that with "Well, getting kicked in the balls hurts too so you can't say shit!"
... this conversation needs to stop existing.
Fuck no. I don't think it makes me superior at all O.o
I just hate how some guys are like "go back in the kitchen" or "girls are weaker than boys". It all seems to be a stupid competition between genders and it's ridiculous. We all have our own shit to deal with, Some maybe worse than others but how do I know? I'm not a boy i've been a girl my whole life so I can't really understand who may have it easier and it shouldn't even matter.
I hate all the competition too! It's pathetic! Men have been undisputed victors since the dawn of time
How about we both stop bitching about it like little pricks, honestly anyone who argues about this needs a swift kick in the ass and a punch in the face. This war of the sexes thing is retarded.
That's what I've always thought. I mean, I don't know how bad getting kicked in the balls hurts but I'm willing to bet it's probably more painful than some girl's cramps (not all of them, since it can be really bad for some of them) but I think period cramps are worse just because it happens more often.
I kind of hate seeing people argue about it though since nobody actually knows what the other feels like and they generally just assume it hurts worse for their gender.
I'M GLAD THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME ONCE A MONTH.
I fully believe a kick in the balls is worse than all cramps. Simultaneously I believe no single kick could be worse than childbirth. Not trying to argue, but there is a hell of a lot of extra pain and unpleasantness than just impact pain. The male body literally assumes it's going to die because of the severity of the pain, and in a panic launches enough adrenaline to make you noseaous and want to throw up. Plus because of the nerve endings origin the pain hurts the balls, your stomach, and then travels all the way up your spine. It sounds terrible, but I guess I have a biased view
I mean you really can't compare the two in all honesty. Unless you've experienced both, which is never the case, you can't say one hurts more than the other. If you're one gender, you can't possibly know the pain unique to the other gender.
I've never heard of this. I've heard of girls telling guys not to complain because they have to go through cramps and babies, but I've never heard of a single man saying "Childbirth? Try getting hit in the crotch!"
You must be new.
New to what? Life? That couldn't be possible, otherwise I would be an infant.
New here? Well, no. I figure anyone who would say anything like that must be a child, so maybe it is you who is new.
Boom.
It's funny how you know what getting kicked in the balls feels like. I'm calling you dude from now on.
What's up dude? Chillin? Niiiiicceeeee
The immediate 'unbearable' pain lasts as long as half an hour. Pain that's survivable but can raise your voice tone and keep you from walking fully upright can last for days to as much as a week. He called you dude because you gave the impression you knew information about something you clearly don't. Because of these facts on being kicked in the balls, I've seen them as possibly equal pain and duration but the kick starts with blindingly unbelievable pain. So in my opinion a kick 'beats' cramps. Child birth is a whole different story
If it wasn't gender specific then where did dudette come from? And being called a guy isn't an insult, in offended at that
Never said it was an insult dude.
You don't have to get kicked. I took a girl to disneyland and she sat up in my junk on the log ride. Had crushed balls the whole day.
I'm pretty sure several hours would be worse than a swift kick to the balls, where you writhe in pain for a few minutes and then it's over. Also, some of my cramps have me in bed for a hour.
I agree. I get the most painful cramps you could ever imagine where I'm screaming in pain and the cramps finally calm down after like 2 days. I've had to go home early from school and one time I almost passed out in the nurse's office
Shit, I remember when I had such bad cramps and we had conditioning that day in gym (where it's really intense workouts and stretches) and omg it was hell. I had a asshole gym teacher and the whole time he was yelling at me 'cause APPARENTLY I was a "weakling who puts no effort in" I just wanted to be like "Coach, my vagina is bleeding like a heavy bitch. I've had to change my pad every fucking 2 hours and I cried in the bathroom earlier from this pain. SO SHUT UP."
I went to the doctor the next day and she told me my flow sounded unreal and that she could tell by my face that I was hurting. She me on some kind of medicene and that crap didn't even work.
Ditto, every month the first two days are complete hell for me, I've had cramps to the point where I can't breathe. But I also have a very low pain tolerance.
I don't disagree...but I can't point at a girl and say "I'm gonna make you have your period...now!" whereas if someone really wanted to they could easily kick me in the balls at any time
If someone really wanted to they could do anything to anyone at any given point in time. I don't care what gender you are, being shot in the face in probably gonna be more painful than cramps, childbirth, and a kick to the balls combined. OP's point was that the latter is much easier to avoid and rarely happens.
Ok, so I'm a guy, and I've always been told that child birth and cramps are extremely painful. It's stupid to argue from one another that this hurts more. I don't know the pains of being a woman, just like most of the people arguing for woman are wrong about getting kicked in the balls. Usually it is insane pain for about 3 minutes, and then it has a deep lasting pain for about another hour, if it was a good hit. We don't know how one another feels in that sense, so shut up!
I am just imagining this was based on what i said, im not saying to not complain, just saying, i saw a post saying if girls get period cramps, guys should get kicked in the balls once a month, and i was like "hell no" haha
Oh yeah, I do not think guys should get kicked to "even" the score. Heck no.
thats what it originally about, but i understand how that can be taken another way
It was inspired by your post, but also based on other things that guys say even when they aren't threatened:P
Touché CherryBlossom, touché
Someday I want to get a surgery to become a guy, do guy things (including get kicked in the balls) and then get another surgery to be a girl.
I'm willing to bet that childbirth is MUCH more painful than being kicked in the balls.
this isn't true at all... guys are more likely to get kicked in the balls everyday than just once a month... and girls can avoid giving child birth... and numbers show that both childbirth and periods combined don't even compare to the pain of getting kicked in the balls...
I think the pain of a testicular cramp trumps that... Granted all of the fun before the testes cramp makes up for it... but still.
Chances are no matter what you will be hit in the balls at some point.
Unless you don't have any.
And this is very obviously directed towards guys because of the post it's responding to.
And your point is?
There are guys out there that lack balls.
In the groin.
This girl needs an award
Also getting 'caught'. Having a protusion has it's awkwardnesses. :P