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It's funny when an innocent person says something really perverted without meaning it, and everybody laughs while they look clueless, amirite?

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Lets take a journey down the path of my middle school memories, shall we?

Classmate: "Hey, AwkwardMoments, why does Billy have white stuff around his mouth? Hehe wink, wink. And he just came out of the bathroom, too!"
Me: " . . . What? I don't know."
Classmate: "Oh, come on! What's all that white stuff?"
Me: "Ugh, I don't know! Icing?"

Classmate: "Hey Kate, you like to /ride horses/, right?"
My friend: "Yeah! I love riding horses!"
Classmate: "Yeah, you really love to /ride/ those /horses/."
Me: "Yes . . . yes she does."
Classmate: "I bet you /ride/those /horses/ all day, right?"
Friend: "Um . . . yeah. I ride every week."
Classmate: "Yeeaaah, ride those horses!"
Me: "Uh, yeah. I guess so. Are you implying something?"

Me: reading about DNA codons with a partner in science class, accidentally slip up and say "condom" instead of "codon".
Partner: "LOLOLOL! YOU SAID CONDOM! YOU PERV! HAHA AWKWARDMOMENTS IS A PERV!"
Me: "Huh?"
Partner: "I bet you're thinking about condoms all the time! You're a pervert!"
Me: "WTF is a 'condom'?"

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@AwkwardMoments1 Lets take a journey down the path of my middle school memories, shall we? Classmate: "Hey, AwkwardMoments, why...

Classmate: Suddenly "You know, I think oral sex counts as sex. Don't you?"
Me: "Wait, what?"
Classmate: smirking "Oral sex. I think it's real sex. You know what oral sex is, right?"
Me: "Um . . . sure?"
Classmate: "HA! I bet you don't even know!" Makes crude hand gestures for oral sex
Classmate: "Get it now?"
Me: "No."

I didn't even understand all of this until Sophomore year health class when everything suddenly flooded back, and all I could think was "Oh, God. WHY?"

TL;DR: I was a very naive kid.

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