the idea behind an all-you-can-eat buffet seems to be... that if you don't hate yourself yet, you need another plate, amirite?

+232 the idea behind an all-you-can-eat buffet seems to be... that if you don't hate yourself yet, you need another plate, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The meal is not over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am actually trying to gain weight, so my philosophy is "eat until people stop calling you anorexic."

by Anonymous 12 years ago