+178 It's frustrating when you try to spell 'fuckload' in a txt and predictive changes it without telling you to 'duckling'. As a result, instead of the receiver thinking that you're a hard-ass-motherfucker which was your original plan, you are viewed as an infant instead, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I just ate a duckling of food"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just ate a duckling //for// food.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmmm eating a fuckload for food? w/e floats ur boat but id imagine eating a fuckload of food is what theyd be talking about

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not sure what you're talking about, but I just ate a baby duck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, mother ducker. If I hear one more god spam piece of this about some froggy phone's auto correct tucking up a perfectly bad sass, stilty text, I'm gonna sip someone's lucky putts out with my share hands!

by Anonymous 12 years ago