The only reason people used to sacrifice virgins was because they sure as hell weren't going to give up the ones that put out, amirite?

+314 The only reason people used to sacrifice virgins was because they sure as hell weren't going to give up the ones that put out, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, that's why I'm super slutty. Just as a precaution.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And so far it's working. Keep it up

by Anonymous 11 years ago