It's weird how people oversexualize the act of eating cylindrical foods, such as hot dogs or bananas. Unless we've been eating these foods the wrong way, I highly doubt that guys would derive much pleasure from it. Amirite?

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So I'm not supposed to bite it? This explains why guys keep dumping me...

ali_ds avatar ali_d Yeah You Are +15Reply

Or maybe we've been pleasuring men wrong this whole time.

monstrositys avatar monstrosity Yeah You Are +7Reply

That's why when I eat bananas, I bite them in the middle. I'd like to see them sexualize that.

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This ass at my lunch table sophomore year ruined Twinkies for me for a very long time...

i just eat bananas normally. but im a guy too.