+222 People who say nutella is shit are technically right. It is, after all, the rainbow coloured solid excrememt of a unicorn stirred with a stick of ambrosia straight from Mount Olympus into a smooth homogenous brown cream, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

hmm

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think this just turned me off Nutella a bit

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You have violated the laws of physics. Also unicorn poop is not regular poop. Unicorn digestive systems improve the quality of ingested food.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Unicorns may have super poop, but I don't think I'm going to be able to look at Nutella the same way again

by Anonymous 11 years ago

... You know this is a joke, right? And unicorns don't really exist?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Stick of ambrosia, eh?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

In solid form, and referring to the Greek mythical one, not the whipped cream and jelly dessert. Also to the solid form, not the paste thing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I was just making a comment because of my username, actually. But hey, the more you know.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh.. lol I didn't notice that...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think people play up Nutella quite a bit. Not that i have anything against chocolate, but tastes like straight cocoa powder.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You must be eating the wrong thing. Nutella is actually mostly hazelnut cream with a little chocolate in it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago