If it was powered by a motor, I would.
there are motor powered rototillers, they're just super heavy
That thing would get stuck on the first thing you try to stick with it.
Can I use a tractor?
You'd be the most vulnerable, noisy, slow-moving thing from any direction other than straight forward.
Depends on the zombies. If it's Left4Dead zombies, no. If it's Resident Evil zombies, no. If it's Lollipop Chainsaw zombies, fuck yes.
I'd use a watering can. #firsttodie
If it could shoot unlimited razors.
I would definitely use a shovel. Unless chainsaws can be considered gardening tools...
For some reason, I would use a rake. I don't even know why, I just feel so attracted to a red rake.
Lay a few rakes radially around you with the pole pointing to you. You'll be invincible.
Pitchfork
Its calle a rototiller!!! I think thats what it is anyway
I fell butt first on one of those as a kid. It hurt so bad. I couldn't sit down for days. :(
I'd used an axe. Or a rake. Or a shotgun.
A machete is a gardening tool.
That's a gardening tool.
It's more for farming, but really big estates use them for gardening too. I'd use a gigantic aerosol pesticide tank and a matchstick. in the apocalypse, I'd have a truck to carry it around with. As a backup, I'd have a pair of very big sickles.
i have one of those things!
If it was powered by a motor, I would.
there are motor powered rototillers, they're just super heavy
That thing would get stuck on the first thing you try to stick with it.
Can I use a tractor?
You'd be the most vulnerable, noisy, slow-moving thing from any direction other than straight forward.
Depends on the zombies. If it's Left4Dead zombies, no. If it's Resident Evil zombies, no. If it's Lollipop Chainsaw zombies, fuck yes.
I'd use a watering can. #firsttodie
If it could shoot unlimited razors.
I would definitely use a shovel. Unless chainsaws can be considered gardening tools...
For some reason, I would use a rake. I don't even know why, I just feel so attracted to a red rake.
Lay a few rakes radially around you with the pole pointing to you. You'll be invincible.
Pitchfork
Its calle a rototiller!!! I think thats what it is anyway
I fell butt first on one of those as a kid. It hurt so bad. I couldn't sit down for days. :(
I'd used an axe. Or a rake. Or a shotgun.
A machete is a gardening tool.
That's a gardening tool.
It's more for farming, but really big estates use them for gardening too. I'd use a gigantic aerosol pesticide tank and a matchstick. in the apocalypse, I'd have a truck to carry it around with. As a backup, I'd have a pair of very big sickles.
i have one of those things!