It would be hilarious to pretend to be British for the first few months of college, but only around your roommate. You could wake them up at 6 AM every morning and be like "Up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down." Then after winter break you could switch back to normal and pretend they made the whole thing up until they lose their mind, amirite?
Calm down everybody, it was a joke. Obviously actual British people don't talk and act like that. It's okay if you don't find it funny, but don't get butthurt about it.
What part of Britain do you live in? The part trapped in 1952?
british people don't actually say those things...
Calm down everybody, it was a joke. Obviously actual British people don't talk and act like that. It's okay if you don't find it funny, but don't get butthurt about it.