I don't get it either, and I am a girl...
I don't get it :(
I'm thinking like, not monthly, but first period like your first class of the day. And you're usually tired in the morning, so sniffly maybe?
(Love, Anonymous): that would make sense but then why is it addressed towards girls?
Because only girls get periods.
(Love, Anonymous):I know but for the school type of period everyone could be addressed.
I believe with the 'Girls:' and 'first period' op is trying to lead you into thinking, okay, periods, and girl stuff. But then they try to get you confused with the 'tissues' part, like why would a girl need tissues for her first period? And i think it's supposed to all come together and make you go, Oh! It's not her monthly period and icky stuff, it's her first class of the day! Hurhurhur. Maybeee. Thats just the way i see it. Op?
And i believe its a play on words
ahh. either im slow or it just doesn't make sense.