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Also by yomumsux+10If you think life's a bitch then take the opportunity to make it YOUR bitch, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life and bitch+211Why Bitch? Why could'nt life be a lioness or any other animal? Life can be such a leopard it runs away and gives you no time to catch up, amirite?
Also by yomumsux+16Some days you feel so lazy that you wish that places like McDonald's and Taco Bell had delivery, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also by yomumsux+170It's sad to think that 20-30 years from now people will look back and think "I wish they made music now like they did back in the day" when most of our generation's music is crap, amirite?