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A good way to keep a girl would be to inject heroin into your nuts before you make love. Then when you jizz, you'll shoot heroin straight into her and she'll think you've giving her the greatest orgasm ever. And she'd be addickted to sex with you, amirite?
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I feel like it would be easier to just coat a condom with heroin.
That's just wrong, you sick fuck.
I caught the typo, haha.
I feel like you've given that way to much thought. .
Now, let's backtrack for a second. You're gonna use heroin as a sort of sex potion?That's morally gray at best. And did you stop to consider that heroin doesn't belong with your sperm?
I cannot find a single flaw in this plan.
What if she got pregnant? That poor child..
That's a risk some people are willing to take.
It would be easier if you just gave her heroin in exchange for sex. Don't you think?
Yeah but she can't know it's the heroin. She should believe that your love making is making her high.
I don't want to put a questionable needle into my scrotum, no thank you.
Why not? YOLO!
I'd probably get cancer. If I only live once, I want to... you know.
Cocaine is cheaper.
Don't ask how I know. But if you were to ask, I'd say I looked it up.
Obviously a foolproof plan
Oh god you did not just say "addickted".
This made me laugh my ass off.