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In the same way that charging a very small amount for parents being late to pick their kid up from day care can let them buy off their guilt, transferring 50% of labour pain to the father would not be worth giving up the leverage, amirite?

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had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.

@Redemption had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.

He was the baby's father. If you know what I mean.

If not, the mother had an affair with him.

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The postman was the father of the child. The mother had an affair with him. Hahaha

This reminds me of a joke I read:

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that could would use radio waves
to transfer a portion of the mother’s labour pain to the baby’s father.
He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in
favour of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that labour was a very intense experience and that even 10% was probably more pain than the father could possibly handle. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick up the pain transfer machine a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband ...

I say small amount because even if labour lasts 24 hours, you'd be giving up something that lasts your whole life

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What book is the first part of that comment from? Something like Freakonomics? (the buying off their guilt part)

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