+112 "Stealing" via the returns counter is worse than straight up shoplifting, because you have the nerve to do what is wrong, and yet disguise it as innocence right in the face of the employee, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

what do you mean by return counter stealing?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think it's like when you return an old item and poop on the counter so the employee has to go back and get something to clean it, and then you steal some of the items that are behind the counter.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah. The term for people who do that is Opportunistic Poopers. They would poop everywhere just to get what they want.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, it actually means when people steal an item from the store, then return it for store credit, because they'd rather have the credit than the item. Either that, or they buy something, get sick of it, and then return it with a bs complaint for full store credit

by Anonymous 11 years ago