There's really no such thing as an atheist. Just because you don't think salvation lies with an invisible deity whose existence you cannot prove, doesn't mean you don't put an unnatural amount of faith in things like money, government, science, fashion, fame, etc. Amirite?

I'm going with troll. He has proper spelling and grammar, so he can't be stupid enough to think this.

Proper spelling and grammar don't always translate to common sense. I've had some pretty stupid thoughts in my time, but grammar is one thing I'm consistently good at.

A metaphorical god, but you never actually believe that money created the universe.

Money could be your God. Government could be your God.