I'm pretty sure I've defecated more than once. Nice try, though.
Unless you're one of the people from flatliners
I don't think just flatlining really counts as dying. Yes your heart stops, but until your brain runs out of oxygen as a result, you're not dead in my opinion.
I think he makes less sense...but only cos he gets his words jumbled up. Hes my favourite Star Wars character, anyway. ;)