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Also by FlotatiousTurd-153Ice dispensers on fridges are pointless. They take forever to dispense and are really loud. Its much quicker to just pull the ice out with your hand, amirite?
Also by FlotatiousTurd+15It would be weird if you could make compound contractions instead of you are not you could say you'ren't, amirite?
Also about Life+46"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?" Amirite?
Also by FlotatiousTurd+21Its pisses you off when your parents keep rushing you and when you ask a simple question they freak out like its the end of the world, amirite?