-60 Sometimes sex is the only exercise you get. Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sex is pretty much the only exercize I //don't// get. foreveralone

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sometimes *masturbating is the only exercise you get, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No. I'm stuck with goddamn jogging. Don't rub it in.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Dude you're on the internet. Know your audience.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It’s easy to tell if a guy’s single: one arm is more muscular than the other one. Unless he is sometimes unfaithful, & uses the other hand. Amirite?

by Anonymous 10 months ago