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Also about Jokes & Humour+52True story -
The man in the house is commonly criticized by the woman in the house for not putting the toilet seat back down. However, in one house in particular, an elderly woman got stuck in the toilet seat. It wasn't the first time. But this time, she was so stuck, nobody could pull her out and they had to remove the entire toilet, with her stuck in it, so they could take her to the hospital to have her removed from the toilet. During an argument in the hospital, the wife and daughter of the patient yelled at the husband- "I told you not to put the toilet seat down!"
Also about Jokes & Humour+33Everytime I ask you not to think about the yellow elephant, you do the exact opposite. Amirite?
Also by needsomesleep+22Sometimes you're writing, and you use a word that's derived from another word, like "literalism", that you don't hear too much in everyday usage, and you start to question whether it's a real word that you read somewhere in your past or whether it's a word that you made up as a noun form of an adjective, and if it means what you think it means, and then you realize that you're overthinking it way too much, amirite?
Also by needsomesleep+26You didn't quite understand the first dirty joke you heard, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+3Your views on Capital Punishment could be wrong. Amirite?
Also by needsomesleep-34Up was a cute movie and all, but it would have been better if they had left out at least one of the gimmicks: the surprisingly agile evil old explorer (who had to be at least 90 years old), the "snipe" that eats chocolate, or the talking dogs, amirite?