Smokers: when you're walking around at a scary time of night, you feel like a lit cigarette can protect you a little bit from predators cuz you could just put it out on them, amirite?

Or maybe they'd think I was too cool to mess with or something. I mean, if cancer isn't a threat to me, what's a burglar in an alley?

Hmmm. That's a fascinating little emotion there. I've never heard of that. (I'm not a smoker) (of cigarettes) but that is cool.