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There's a difference between being pissed on and being pissed off, but if you were pissed on you would be pissed off, amirite?

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+29In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?
Image for post In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?
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+52True story -
The man in the house is commonly criticized by the woman in the house for not putting the toilet seat back down. However, in one house in particular, an elderly woman got stuck in the toilet seat. It wasn't the first time. But this time, she was so stuck, nobody could pull her out and they had to remove the entire toilet, with her stuck in it, so they could take her to the hospital to have her removed from the toilet. During an argument in the hospital, the wife and daughter of the patient yelled at the husband- "I told you not to put the toilet seat down!"
Figures... amirite?
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+137When someone shits and doesn't flush, it should be called a shit-and-run, amirite?
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+24Tina Fey on 30 Rock is a more realistic nerd on TV than Zooey Deschanel on New Girl amirite?
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+135Letters are only symbols of words which are only symbols of what they represent, amirite?
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