I remember when Chuck Norris jokes were funny, way back in middle school.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But Chuck Norris can swim on land...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This. ^

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No one will ever be as awesome.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

famous last words

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wise words in the form of digital text, direct from the finger tips of "Coolstorybabe"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I agree with this a little, but i have to admit, i have made a few really good jokes about him.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This post is only homepaged because chuck norris allowed it to be.

by Anonymous 11 years ago